the thing about pick up lines

yep recently i have had a random interest in pick up lines. none of them work. i dont even no if ppl still use them srsly anymore. and if they do they must b pretty desperate...sorry 2 break the news to guys but unless ur at a cheap strip club or bar pick up lines dont work 95% of the time. well if ur at a strip club u can just pay the girl...but thats not the point.

first there are the classic cheesy ones. so cheesy that i might describe them as wat erin uses to desscribe new moon. so cheesy its melting.

'Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.'

theyre the obvious 1s that usually dont work.

then the innuendos. there were so many i wonder how ppl think of them.

'I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic'

but of course theres the lame and corny ones that are equally sweet cos the guy managed to get the courage to say such a lame pick up line.

'There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.'

girls/women go 4 the guy in this case prob bcos they feel sorry 4 them in some way...these days the first impression is usually always wrong so i guess u can screw up. but if ur srs, then go 4 the more realistic version of conversation. of course i do feel sorry 4 guys who hafta pick up the courage to tlk 2 a stranger and maybe get totally rejected but life is life. u cant 'pick up' a girl with just 1 line cos theyre most likely going with u out of boredom, curiosity or just wants a free drink. the gud side is u can try these on as many ppl as u want just 4 laughs with ur frinds and c how many actually work =]

quote of the day:
'Think of love as a card game: first, get rid of the jokers, throw away the hearts, keep the diamonds... then try to get a king'(if ur gonna use a pick up line at least make it funny or classy)